|Wow ! I Never thought I would get a DD, Too Cool ! Thank you very much... Thank you too little mama chipmunk !|
I'm not sure, but pretty sure I have it !
So just in case I thought I would write down a few things that I like to do, before I forget. Things I like to do before going to bed, because I know I won't remember in the morning !
1. I like to write sexy notes to me and stick them all over the place. Then I spend the next day peaking out the windows wondering if who ever wrote them will come back!
2. This is one of my favorites. I like to stretch plastic wrap over the toilet bowl before going to bed . Because I know how bad it piss's me off ! Ha ha Hilarious.....
3. When I go to town, if the store has a pretty lady working there, I like to barrow the phone and call myself with an important message and please call back, left on my answering machine. When I call back I hear her voice and think she is the one that left the notes stuck all over my house.
4. (Kinda mean but fun) When I'm done in the bathroom , I like to lock the door behind me so next time I have to go I think someone is in there !
5. I like to set the timer on the stove, every time it goes off I think someone is at the door ! Oh just a minute someone's at the door ! DAMN KIDS knock and run ! Oh just a minute someone's at the door!
6. Buy a tube of lip stick, red is best. Then before going to bed draw Kiss's all over my face. When I get up in the morning and look in the mirror, I think I must of had a good time last night ! ( refer to #1 )
7. I like to turn on my old tape recorder to " RECORD " wait five minutes then yell my name. Then put it on " play" and go into the other room. By the time I get to the other room I forget why I came in here and go back and sit down .... Scares the heck out of me every time !
8. On my birthday, I like to bake a cake and put up the happy birthday banner. And then go for a walk . By the time I get back home ( the police are so nice ) , It's a party just for me !
I know there's more , just can't remember ! Just me TD